refactor: (he's such a Dumblewhore)
a dorito with a goatee ([personal profile] refactor) wrote in [community profile] overjoyed_net2017-01-08 05:26 pm

employment opportunity near YOU!!!

Who: Handsome Jack and YOU
Medium: Text
Security/Encryption: none on the original, high in responses
Warnings: it's jack so it'll probably get awful



hey kiddos handsome jack here

which first of all if we're not acquainted, sup. there's a pretty good chance you know who I am since I mean I kind of make a point of that but if not? all you need to know is that I'm (one of) your resident sector managers for the prison intake facility. go do your homework if you don't know who I am. or actually no scratch that go ahead and tell me because if you don't know who I am CLEARLY I need to kick someone's ass. notoriety is the name of the game when you're keeping scumbags in line etc

but as much as I am all for talking about my favorite subject (if you're short a few brain cells and don't get the implication there, it's me) I am actually sending out a general message here for a reason

DO YOU LIKE:
bringing order to the shithole that is westerley
taking bad people off the streets
violence
like seriously if people end up with some serious injuries not my problem
getting paid $$$$$
then you're in luck because I am taking

since SOME of my contacts keep or I'm super needing to refresh my proverbial rolodex here. rac, info brokers, super hot babes, you name it, I'm (probably) looking for it. I shell out for good work so if you think you've got a service to provide make a pitch

serious offers only, do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers, etc

or do I don't give a crap it's a boring day and I have time to burn

edited to add some color thanks for the suggestions always open for constructive feedback yall
graftage: (the pastures of heaven)

[personal profile] graftage 2017-01-09 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
that remark got me to instantly write an appointment for you in my calendar for next week, you lucky dog!

besides i haven't given her an update in a while so it's really for both our sakes really.
ofobedience: please do not take (pic#6897343)

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-01-09 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well. You're right about that part. No-one's likely to forget you, Mr. Marten.
graftage: (tortilla flat)

[personal profile] graftage 2017-01-09 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
i'm flattered but i like my eyes where they are, thank you.

postpone it to two weeks, then
lotusmesenpai: (Take it slow)

voice; because fuck text

[personal profile] lotusmesenpai 2017-01-09 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
You're a moron.

[A pause, and then an annoyed sigh.]

Killjoys don't work for you, old man. That's the whole fucking point of being fucking neutral. Take us out of there and saying stupid shit.
graftage: (sweet thursday)

[personal profile] graftage 2017-01-09 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
harsh! just trying to do my duties here. you've dealt with her, you know what i'm going through. don't shoot the messenger, please.

that's...intimate. but its survival of the fittest. whoever does the job gets the job. not a bad way to weed out people, really!
impulsors: lance (pic#10667122)

[personal profile] impulsors 2017-01-09 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
huh. guess i forgot about that.

rac. from westerley.
lotusmesenpai: (just can't fight)

he's not sinking to your level, OLD MAN

[personal profile] lotusmesenpai 2017-01-09 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[tl:dr]

Fuck off.
bittybat: (me: *avoids social event* nice)

[personal profile] bittybat 2017-01-09 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[EXCUSE ME SHUT UP]

That doesn't make any sense. I never said I was inquiring about your offer. I'm only pointing out how stupid it is to beg for calling cards over the system.
Edited 2017-01-09 06:13 (UTC)
ofobedience: please do not take (1987374 (5))

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-01-09 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. I'm shocked. But you do tend to leave a lasting impression.

And lucky me. I'll be on guard against sudden disappearances.


[Not that he's concerned, of course. Certain higher ups would be cross if Jack went around 'misplacing' expensive equipment.]
ofobedience: please do no take (Default)

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-01-09 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No. As you say, it hardly matters to something like me. Haha.
eleutheron: (24)

text;

[personal profile] eleutheron 2017-01-09 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Is your need truly so great that you must hire outside forces?
deceptions: (strongest regular.)

ah... good idea.

[personal profile] deceptions 2017-01-09 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
statistics don't sound like they're your strong suit.

you mean hideous, not hilarious



i'm open to trading info when it comes around, if you are*

*i'm not working for you, this is a mutually beneficial relationship or something
bittybat: <user name="twinmarvels" site="www.tumblr.com"> (my talents include:)

[personal profile] bittybat 2017-01-09 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Bold people can also be idiots.

I don't take offers without going through a broker to settle the terms. You'd be stupid to accept offers from people without seeing their qualifications first hand.

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