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Who: Handsome Jack and YOU
Medium: Text
Security/Encryption: none on the original, high in responses
Warnings: it's jack so it'll probably get awful

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hey kiddos handsome jack here

which first of all if we're not acquainted, sup. there's a pretty good chance you know who I am since I mean I kind of make a point of that but if not? all you need to know is that I'm (one of) your resident sector managers for the prison intake facility. go do your homework if you don't know who I am. or actually no scratch that go ahead and tell me because if you don't know who I am CLEARLY I need to kick someone's ass. notoriety is the name of the game when you're keeping scumbags in line etc

but as much as I am all for talking about my favorite subject (if you're short a few brain cells and don't get the implication there, it's me) I am actually sending out a general message here for a reason

DO YOU LIKE:

♚ bringing order to the shithole that is westerley
♚ taking bad people off the streets
♚ violence
♚ like seriously if people end up with some serious injuries not my problem
♚ getting paid $$$$$

then you're in luck because I am taking

since SOME of my contacts keep or I'm super needing to refresh my proverbial rolodex here. rac, info brokers, super hot babes, you name it, I'm (probably) looking for it. I shell out for good work so if you think you've got a service to provide make a pitch

serious offers only, do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers, etc

or do I don't give a crap it's a boring day and I have time to burn

edited to add some color thanks for the suggestions always open for constructive feedback yall

Comments

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[ The answer isn't a surprise in the slightest. In fact, the only real surprise here is that Giovanni answered him at all, but it doesn't mean Jack can respond easily. He's been careful on this subject, because even if he's still unfalteringly sure he'd done the right thing, he can't speak to it. It never happened, and Heine escaped completely on his own. Because a Company man like Jack letting assets escape would be more than a slap on the wrist. It's not as if people didn't know it, like Giovanni here. But they could never prove it. ]

Yeah, I know the kid. But if you're pissed at me for that, that kinda doesn't make sense. So far as I heard? Kinda his choice to get the hell out.

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[Likewise, Jack's response is entirely anticipated-- it'd be an act of stupidity to admit to anything here, and Jack never has struck him as anything less than intelligent. He can't be, to have managed the things he's done. Least of all having stolen expensive (dangerous) equipment and got away with it. That doesn't make it any less frustrating, and once again Giovanni is reminded of just how securely his hands are tied.

The use of present tense here is something, 'I know the kid', but not nearly enough to cast aspersions on Jack's name. At least, none that would stick. Particularly not coming from a glorified attack dog such as himself.

More than that though, it's the rest that gets under his skin, opens something black and ugly in him because kinda his choice to get the hell out-- there's no way he could have succeeded on his own, but it's more than that. There's some truth in it. Heine always had talked about getting them out. Them. Plural.

And yet.]

You know him. That's interesting, considering what the official reports have to say. And perhaps it was his own choice, but you saw how we were kept back then. There was never a chance of him making it out without assistance.

But no matter. Call it jealousy, if you will. Even a dog can perceive favouritism, Mr Marten. Haha.

Besides. Saying I want you dead isn't quite fair. As if I would think such a thing.

[And there's truth in that. He doesn't want Jack dead. he wants to be able to kill him, himself.]

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yeah I know him. whyyyy wouldn't I? like I dunno about you gio but it's pretty obvious to me that any time you get the hell out of dodge in the quad, you go to the rac. you're untouchable. so super wasn't hard to find him once he was a part of it.

[ Even in text, there's a tone of "not that I could do anything about it at that point," but that's a lie. Jack had been the one to arrange all of it, to even make sure that Heine was put in the RAC instead of having to go to the tunnels. If you were a tunnel rat, they could find you. If you were with the RAC, the Company couldn't do shit.

But to the rest... There's a pause, though not a very long one. ]

whoever got him out of there is probably dead now anyways. but hell unless they were a total douchebag I'm going to guess that they didn't just pick one of yall and then go "screw everyone else I'm out." that'd be a dick move?

hell I don't know I'm just shooting the shit with you here

but if you're jealous that's fair. like who wouldn't be?

[ofobedience]

[There's still nothing here that could be considered even mildly incriminating, which, again, is entirely expected and yet vaguely frustrating nonetheless. But no matter. He's well-acquainted with disappointment, keeps his expectations low.]

I wasn't aware that you still kept in touch.

[Because Jack knew him before Heine was ever in the RAC, but even admitting that much would mean less than nothing. Jack and Angelika's past entanglement isn't exactly a secret-- it's how the Dogs ended up Company property rather than military equipment, after all. Whether that part is a good or a bad thing, Giovanni neither knows nor very much cares.

And of course, he's aware of Heine's movements himself, to a degree. Tracks them, you could say (...or if you were being less polite about the whole thing you could call it stalking...), to the best of his ability given his position, the restrictions place on him. That Jack had been the one to ensure Heine made it into the RAC hadn't crossed his mind, though, for some reason. He hadn't thought Jack would think it through that far.]

A dick move. Well, you said it. Though in all honesty I doubt they thought much about 'everyone else' at all. Neither the person who helped him, nor Heine himself. Not that any of that matters now, I suppose.

[Except, of course, it does.]

But don't misunderstand me. I wouldn't want to be some worthless stray. I just struggle to understand how a mutt like that could be worthy of anyone's attention.