employment opportunity near YOU!!!

[refactor]

Who: Handsome Jack and YOU
Medium: Text
Security/Encryption: none on the original, high in responses
Warnings: it's jack so it'll probably get awful

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hey kiddos handsome jack here

which first of all if we're not acquainted, sup. there's a pretty good chance you know who I am since I mean I kind of make a point of that but if not? all you need to know is that I'm (one of) your resident sector managers for the prison intake facility. go do your homework if you don't know who I am. or actually no scratch that go ahead and tell me because if you don't know who I am CLEARLY I need to kick someone's ass. notoriety is the name of the game when you're keeping scumbags in line etc

but as much as I am all for talking about my favorite subject (if you're short a few brain cells and don't get the implication there, it's me) I am actually sending out a general message here for a reason

DO YOU LIKE:

♚ bringing order to the shithole that is westerley
♚ taking bad people off the streets
♚ violence
♚ like seriously if people end up with some serious injuries not my problem
♚ getting paid $$$$$

then you're in luck because I am taking

since SOME of my contacts keep or I'm super needing to refresh my proverbial rolodex here. rac, info brokers, super hot babes, you name it, I'm (probably) looking for it. I shell out for good work so if you think you've got a service to provide make a pitch

serious offers only, do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers, etc

or do I don't give a crap it's a boring day and I have time to burn

edited to add some color thanks for the suggestions always open for constructive feedback yall

Comments

[eleutheron]

Where to, exactly?

[ Fenris can't even conceive of moving beyond where he is. Not yet, anyway. ]

[refactor]

up.

I want change for westerley and the only way to really do that? move up. kinda why I went from programmer to facility sector manager. programmer can't do crap to change things but doing what I do now? not much but it's a step

[eleutheron]

[ Westerley is a hot mess, no doubt about it. A hydra of troubles, to Fenris's mind; cutting off one head seems only to spawn three more. He's not sure anyone is capable of changing that. ]

Do you have your eye set on the entire Company? What will you do if you achieve your ends?

[refactor]

nope. don't have a death wish since the company execs kiiiinda hate the idea of anyone trying to steal their spot. already got an assassination attempt once so I'm good

[ The first part is a lie, but it's because of the rest of what he says, which is true enough. Jack is over the top, to put it lightly, but he's not a fool. He's not going to draw any unnecessary attention by making it clear that he's gunning for the very top. But. ]

but moving up is because to be super honest the company in general is really great at making promises they don't want to keep. so. idea's to change things from above more or less

[eleutheron]

[ This was the problem with Jack, insofar as Fenris has been able to observe: he was affable, casual. He wrote like he spoke, like someone who didn't have a care in the world. A friendly man; a decent man. But there is a sharpness to him, a simmering menace. His grin is all teeth. ]

They are fond of grand claims. If you have a better plan for restoring order to this place, I wish you well on it.

[refactor]

I mean in little steps? sure! got an idea. I'd kinda hope anyone working intake WOULD because seriously if you see the sweaty armpits of humanity and don't have an inkling of how you'd like to make that metaphor less gross

well shouldn't be a manger in my opinion

so, thanks, basically. doing my best over here