refactor: (he's such a Dumblewhore)
a dorito with a goatee ([personal profile] refactor) wrote in [community profile] overjoyed_net2017-01-08 05:26 pm

employment opportunity near YOU!!!

Who: Handsome Jack and YOU
Medium: Text
Security/Encryption: none on the original, high in responses
Warnings: it's jack so it'll probably get awful



hey kiddos handsome jack here

which first of all if we're not acquainted, sup. there's a pretty good chance you know who I am since I mean I kind of make a point of that but if not? all you need to know is that I'm (one of) your resident sector managers for the prison intake facility. go do your homework if you don't know who I am. or actually no scratch that go ahead and tell me because if you don't know who I am CLEARLY I need to kick someone's ass. notoriety is the name of the game when you're keeping scumbags in line etc

but as much as I am all for talking about my favorite subject (if you're short a few brain cells and don't get the implication there, it's me) I am actually sending out a general message here for a reason

DO YOU LIKE:
bringing order to the shithole that is westerley
taking bad people off the streets
violence
like seriously if people end up with some serious injuries not my problem
getting paid $$$$$
then you're in luck because I am taking

since SOME of my contacts keep or I'm super needing to refresh my proverbial rolodex here. rac, info brokers, super hot babes, you name it, I'm (probably) looking for it. I shell out for good work so if you think you've got a service to provide make a pitch

serious offers only, do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers, etc

or do I don't give a crap it's a boring day and I have time to burn

edited to add some color thanks for the suggestions always open for constructive feedback yall
ofobedience: please do not take (pic#7763978)

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-01-10 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stick in the mud...]

Now you're just being rude. I know how to have a good time.
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[personal profile] cauterised 2017-01-10 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably because of the overuse of 72 point font and glittertext.

Are you expecting all resumes to be in the same format?
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[personal profile] impulsors 2017-01-10 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
i didn't ask
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[personal profile] bittybat 2017-01-10 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You would have to muddle your way through them, and you don't want to do that. You want someone who will accept the terms and complete the job that way it should be done.

Anything not respectable or reasonable wouldn't get you what you want.
slotted: (ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ ɪs ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴍɪss ʏᴏᴜ)

[personal profile] slotted 2017-01-11 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT THOSE KINDS OF THINGS
graftage: (Default)

[personal profile] graftage 2017-01-11 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
i'm not interesting in your love life, jack! go and have fun. let off some steam from all the sector managing you're doing.
graftage: (the pastures of heaven)

[personal profile] graftage 2017-01-11 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
i actually meant it that time! it works out for the both of us if you're in a good mood, you know.
impulsors: (coups revolutions boundaries blur.)

[personal profile] impulsors 2017-01-11 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
not really

to both of those. the whole post was just really bad.
bittybat: (If I went to jail I’d introduce myself)

[personal profile] bittybat 2017-01-11 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm TEN, and I'm old enough to not give a damn about your sources!
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[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-01-11 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Let me see. Earlier today I ripped out a man's spine with my bare hands. That was a spot of fun. There was a lot of blood. Very pretty. I could show you some time, if you like.

[Preferably on you, but you know. A Dog can dream.]

Why do you say I'm a stick in the mud?

[Not that Jack's opinion particularly matters, but he doesn't quite understand.]
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[personal profile] cauterised 2017-01-11 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'd applaud you for your restraint but I'm sure you'd give me a reason to rescind it soon enough anyway.

Good luck with your candidates. Try not to get them killed too soon.
slotted: (ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴇɴ)

[personal profile] slotted 2017-01-11 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
YOU HAVE A STRANGE SENSE OF HUMOUR
deceptions: (last chance.)

[personal profile] deceptions 2017-01-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
or you're just objectively wrong



do you prefer information digitally or carrier pigeons
[ Space carrier pigeons?? Probably ]
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[personal profile] lotusmesenpai 2017-01-11 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Like I give a shit about that.

[Don't like it? Don't fucking listen. But that name, again?! Even types it completely pisses him off, because he can hear that annoying voice.]

Keep calling me that and I'm gonna cut you up, you ass-sucking bastard!

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