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Who: Handsome Jack + You
When: W8D1
Medium: text
Security/Encryption: light unless specified further in a thread
Warnings: jack is a Lot

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hey cupcakes, handsome jack here (again)

super wish I could be posting a way more interesting personal ad for hired work but apparently that was "not Company approved" and "unprofessional". which is STUPID because I totally got work out of it just saying but whatever

not actually talking business today more just a general question. because see I am the absolute epitome of health like top tier standard but that hasn't quite been the case lately. kinda thought it was just aftermath from getting sick (which, whoever got me sick, you know who you are--you're an asshole) but not so sure anymore

anyone else been having migraines, nosebleeds, weird dreams, etc? the whole shebang of "don't search this because all the top results are going to say you're dying" kinds of stuff. not that I'm worried but seriously super weird. migraines I can kind of get but bleeding on another damn shirt is the last straw here. also the dreams I guess but those are just weird because I'm not a vivid dreams kind of guy but eh

so yeah do me a favor and let me know if you've been dealing with weird crap lately

man giving this a read this is like the most boring not-quite-email I've ever sent like holy crap what am I someone that wears a TIE

so ending question to spice it up or just keep me entertained while I watch two guys definitely considering whether they're going to stab each other (when did this become less entertaining? SAD) we've got some great new meshwork capabilities in case you haven't noticed so question of the day: top five emojis. bonus points for why. I'm seriously that bored like hey dumbass, just stab psycho mcgee already. cripes

anyways my picks: 💩🍆💸🔫🦄

Comments

un; tsumabiki

[shikomizue]

Migranes can lead to stranger things than dreams.

Here's my list: 🌸🍶🍜🎆🎋 Now tell me something - whats the most interesting dream your pain addled mind has come up with?

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that's weirdly cryptic and I don't get your point. migraines just lead to meet hating life? simple

that emoji list is super boring though. not even one knife? you're really breaking the trend here

also you don't want to know because super honestly it's nsfw

[shikomizue]

I mean that migraines can lead to people pursuing desperate options to escape them. Side effects and all. [what youve never gotten blitzed out of your mind to avoid a headache???]

So you'd prefer something more 🔪💣🔥💀🎉 ? You seem like you'd like a party.

Dreams of that nature aren't usually something to complain about. Unless you're waking up to discover a problem you thought you left behind in your school years. [getting that morning wood/dew there?]

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sure I guess if you're a friggin idiot. it's just a migraine so unless we're talking like a week of headache or something I'm pretty sure I can just wait [ so... no... ]

yes?? those are way more interesting. and I love parties. they're great. so two for two there

oh trust me I'm not complaining but it's also weird to just start talking about your kinks without prompting. I mean if you super want to know I don't care but that was me being polite. you're welcome!

[shikomizue]

Hope it only lasts for a week.

I'd love to see the sort of party you'd throw.

Oh, thank you for your courtesy. [or whatever the hell that was - Takasugi's still amused enough so?] Since you've been so polite, I'll answer your boring question. I don't have migraines or unprompted bleeding, but my dreams have been more vivid. [which isn't saying much, really, he's usually a vivid dreamer]

And less personal. [THIS is the concerning factor, because frankly]

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yeah my parties are GREAT buddy. they have everything. like blackjack and hookers

but enough about my sweet parties that you're totally not invited to anyways

gotta ask what you mean by "less personal" since that's a weird way to put it

[shikomizue]

Shame.

Typically, we are the center of our own subconsciousness, so we would expect our dreams to either encompass or exclude our 'selves'. We dream of memories, fantasies, that entice us - or visions with little cohesion and less sense which still leave our hearts racing.

Encountering something so distinctly 'other' that it leaves us feeling not our own - that's 'less personal'.

[Way to barely answer the question, Takasugi.]

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is that just a pretentious and long-winded to say you're not the main character of your dreams because you could have shortened that a lot buddy

[shikomizue]

Men like to hear themselves ramble. I'm sure you understand. [Look at that initial post, come on-]

I'll make the rest quick. You're on your own with the migraines and nose-bleeds. Maybe there's something in the air in the Company workplace.

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sure but when you're rambling you have to be FUNNY buddy or else no one gives a shit

source: me, obviously

anyways that's probably true but I work in intake so that's zero surprise like this is why I'm not only up to date on my shots but keep ahead of that curve

this place is a freakin turbo germ factory I swear

[shikomizue]

And you trust the Company to only inject concoctions with your best interest in mind?

Whenever I want a joke, I'll be sure to come to you. [A little jibe, playful by Takasugi's standards.]