refactor: (what is that? I want several.)
[personal profile] refactor
Who: Handsome Jack + You
When: W8D1
Medium: text
Security/Encryption: light unless specified further in a thread
Warnings: jack is a Lot



hey cupcakes, handsome jack here (again)

super wish I could be posting a way more interesting personal ad for hired work but apparently that was "not Company approved" and "unprofessional". which is STUPID because I totally got work out of it just saying but whatever

not actually talking business today more just a general question. because see I am the absolute epitome of health like top tier standard but that hasn't quite been the case lately. kinda thought it was just aftermath from getting sick (which, whoever got me sick, you know who you are--you're an asshole) but not so sure anymore

anyone else been having migraines, nosebleeds, weird dreams, etc? the whole shebang of "don't search this because all the top results are going to say you're dying" kinds of stuff. not that I'm worried but seriously super weird. migraines I can kind of get but bleeding on another damn shirt is the last straw here. also the dreams I guess but those are just weird because I'm not a vivid dreams kind of guy but eh

so yeah do me a favor and let me know if you've been dealing with weird crap lately

man giving this a read this is like the most boring not-quite-email I've ever sent like holy crap what am I someone that wears a TIE

so ending question to spice it up or just keep me entertained while I watch two guys definitely considering whether they're going to stab each other (when did this become less entertaining? SAD) we've got some great new meshwork capabilities in case you haven't noticed so question of the day: top five emojis. bonus points for why. I'm seriously that bored like hey dumbass, just stab psycho mcgee already. cripes

anyways my picks: πŸ’©πŸ†πŸ’ΈπŸ”«πŸ¦„
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[personal profile] kirkwalled
Who: Hawke
When: W5D3
Medium: Text, sort of.
Security/Encryption: None!
Warnings: Irreverence

[ One would think with all the rioting going on, Hawke might try and keep things to a serious note. Really buckle down and help the people, that kind of thing. It should be her main concern, right? Right!

... Except wrong because Hawke's more concerned about her missing dog. Today, the meshwork will receive a ... flyer of a sort posted from Hawke. ]



[ And that's it but also added on, as a text message -- ]

Side note: If any rioters trample my dog during your rioting, I will find you and cut you down where you stand. Please be careful out there! Thank you.

- Hawke


[ Yep. ]

job search

Feb. 19th, 2017 09:33 pm
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[personal profile] servitor
Who: Nyx, everyone on the network
When: W6D1
Medium: Text
Security/Encryption: None
Warnings: None?

Looking for some people to work at a bar ASAP. If you've seen Bahamut's Fury, well, you can probably figure out it's not in the best shape. It'll take some work, but if you're willing to put in the time and effort, we can arrange something.

Looking for:

Bartenders
Bouncers
Maintenance
Cleaning

Some of these might need to double for a while. Please know how to count and exchange credits.

Shoot me a text if you'd rather speak privately.