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[kirkwalled]

Who: Hawke
When: W5D3
Medium: Text, sort of.
Security/Encryption: None!
Warnings: Irreverence

[ One would think with all the rioting going on, Hawke might try and keep things to a serious note. Really buckle down and help the people, that kind of thing. It should be her main concern, right? Right!

... Except wrong because Hawke's more concerned about her missing dog. Today, the meshwork will receive a ... flyer of a sort posted from Hawke. ]


[ And that's it but also added on, as a text message -- ]

Side note: If any rioters trample my dog during your rioting, I will find you and cut you down where you stand. Please be careful out there! Thank you.

- Hawke

[ Yep. ]

Comments

[kirkwalled]

No, you should generally assume I have a dog at any given time. It's for the better.

Oh, he's excellent! Very good poker face. I don't know how he ever convinces them to let him play a hand but inevitably, he is there and sweeps the competition. I warn him about it and yet, he never listens!

Do you want to play cards with me and my dog, James?

[lefthandfree]

Wow, he sounds like a regular card shark. Definitely need to check some of the other circles I’m in then.

And hell yeah I do. Sounds like it’d be a good time. I can pop by yours sometime with some beer whenever he gets back. Though I guess he doesn’t drink beer. What’s his favorite food?

[kirkwalled]

Oh, that actually sounds really nice. You're more than welcome to come.

And he likes meat but -- how's this! Pick up three nice steaks for us and I'll grill them up. Dinner and cards and excellent beer, how does that sound? After... the riots, I suppose.

[lefthandfree]

Sounds swell. It’s a deal. And...yeah, whenever Garrett gets back too. Wouldn’t wanna leave him out of the fun.

Were you the one who taught him how to play? Or did he figure it out himself?

[kirkwalled]

I had a friend who took him for the day once and he came home and knew how to play. I didn't question it much. Things like that tend to happen around my dog.

whoops forgot to do font stuff in the last reply???? sry

[lefthandfree]

Things like your dog learning how to play cards? That’s...

Is your dog some kind of deity or something?

np!!!

[kirkwalled]

[ what ]

No..............

No???

Can that happen????

[lefthandfree]

I dunno, but I know that’s not something that normally happens to dogs.

So it could, I guess.

I mean, how would we know?

Is there a way to actually KNOW that shit?

[kirkwalled]

Maker's shit, that is not how I expected my dog to go.

UGH a god dog sounds like so much WORK. Don't curse me like this, James Barnes!!!

[lefthandfree]

Is it though? I mean, he seems to be doing all the work on his own, what with all his “adventures”.

And I’m hardly cursing you by calling it like I see it. Besides, I didn’t give him to you, and I’m sure you wanted him anyway.

[kirkwalled]

Well, I suppose that's fair. But I'd still like to blame someone and blaming the man who opened the possibility up to me seems like a fair option?

[lefthandfree]

...

Got me there.





Guess I’ll just have to keep your dog when I find him.

[kirkwalled]

😨😨😨😨😨😨

You wouldn't!

[lefthandfree]

You’re the one who doesn’t want to be cursed. I’m just taking the curse off your hands.

Unless you WANT to be cursed...

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[kirkwalled]

All I wanted was a dog and now I feel as if I've been duped.

Maybe we'll just decide this once Garret resurfaces, hm? The god dog can pick for himself.

[lefthandfree]

I mean, I can tell you now that the god dog is gonna pick you, pal.

You’re the Chosen One.

It is your Duty.

[kirkwalled]

Aw, fuck.

[lefthandfree]

I think you mean, “Thank the Maker! I feel so blessed!”

[Or at least that’s how he thinks it usually goes. He’s doesn’t really know much about how one usually says stuff like that aside from what he's heard Hawke toss around from time to time.]

[kirkwalled]

[ Well, he's right but -- ]

Ha. Ha. Sure.

[lefthandfree]

I mean, would you rather have gotten the demon dog that’s trying to destroy the universe?

Think about it.

[kirkwalled]

But what if... I want the universe to be destroyed? Would be fun.

[lefthandfree]

You’d be going with it too, though. So. Unless you prefer a short run of fun before death.

[kirkwalled]

Well, I know but you can't deny it'd be interesting to have a universe destroying dog. That's all I'm saying!

[lefthandfree]

Oh, yeah. Ain’t questioning that. But I think having a god dog is much more appealing, especially since it comes with the not-dying part.


And possibly some other good things you have yet to discover because
though you are Chosen,
you are not yet Worthy, Child.

[kirkwalled]

You're really getting a kick out of this, aren't you?