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[kirkwalled]

Who: Hawke
When: W5D3
Medium: Text, sort of.
Security/Encryption: None!
Warnings: Irreverence

[ One would think with all the rioting going on, Hawke might try and keep things to a serious note. Really buckle down and help the people, that kind of thing. It should be her main concern, right? Right!

... Except wrong because Hawke's more concerned about her missing dog. Today, the meshwork will receive a ... flyer of a sort posted from Hawke. ]


[ And that's it but also added on, as a text message -- ]

Side note: If any rioters trample my dog during your rioting, I will find you and cut you down where you stand. Please be careful out there! Thank you.

- Hawke

[ Yep. ]

Comments

[lefthandfree]

...

Got me there.





Guess I’ll just have to keep your dog when I find him.

[kirkwalled]

😨😨😨😨😨😨

You wouldn't!

[lefthandfree]

You’re the one who doesn’t want to be cursed. I’m just taking the curse off your hands.

Unless you WANT to be cursed...

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[kirkwalled]

All I wanted was a dog and now I feel as if I've been duped.

Maybe we'll just decide this once Garret resurfaces, hm? The god dog can pick for himself.

[lefthandfree]

I mean, I can tell you now that the god dog is gonna pick you, pal.

You’re the Chosen One.

It is your Duty.

[kirkwalled]

Aw, fuck.

[lefthandfree]

I think you mean, “Thank the Maker! I feel so blessed!”

[Or at least that’s how he thinks it usually goes. He’s doesn’t really know much about how one usually says stuff like that aside from what he's heard Hawke toss around from time to time.]

[kirkwalled]

[ Well, he's right but -- ]

Ha. Ha. Sure.

[lefthandfree]

I mean, would you rather have gotten the demon dog that’s trying to destroy the universe?

Think about it.

[kirkwalled]

But what if... I want the universe to be destroyed? Would be fun.

[lefthandfree]

You’d be going with it too, though. So. Unless you prefer a short run of fun before death.

[kirkwalled]

Well, I know but you can't deny it'd be interesting to have a universe destroying dog. That's all I'm saying!

[lefthandfree]

Oh, yeah. Ain’t questioning that. But I think having a god dog is much more appealing, especially since it comes with the not-dying part.


And possibly some other good things you have yet to discover because
though you are Chosen,
you are not yet Worthy, Child.

[kirkwalled]

You're really getting a kick out of this, aren't you?

[lefthandfree]

Hey, it's not every day I learn about a friend having some kind of genius god dog. Can you blame me?