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[kirkwalled]

Who: Hawke
When: W5D3
Medium: Text, sort of.
Security/Encryption: None!
Warnings: Irreverence

[ One would think with all the rioting going on, Hawke might try and keep things to a serious note. Really buckle down and help the people, that kind of thing. It should be her main concern, right? Right!

... Except wrong because Hawke's more concerned about her missing dog. Today, the meshwork will receive a ... flyer of a sort posted from Hawke. ]


[ And that's it but also added on, as a text message -- ]

Side note: If any rioters trample my dog during your rioting, I will find you and cut you down where you stand. Please be careful out there! Thank you.

- Hawke

[ Yep. ]

Comments

[lefthandfree]

...

Got me there.





Guess I’ll just have to keep your dog when I find him.

[kirkwalled]

😨😨😨😨😨😨

You wouldn't!

[unpromising]

i'm not winning this one, aren't i

[kirkwalled]

Fortune does not seem to be in your favor, no.

[lefthandfree]

You’re the one who doesn’t want to be cursed. I’m just taking the curse off your hands.

Unless you WANT to be cursed...

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[kirkwalled]

All I wanted was a dog and now I feel as if I've been duped.

Maybe we'll just decide this once Garret resurfaces, hm? The god dog can pick for himself.

[lefthandfree]

I mean, I can tell you now that the god dog is gonna pick you, pal.

You’re the Chosen One.

It is your Duty.

[unpromising]

whatever
you win this time
🦅🦅🦅

[kirkwalled]

Aw, fuck.

[lacuscular]

1. To eliminate awkward introductions! Juvia wants to know everyone as smoothly as possible
2. Do you have a lot of friends?
2a. would you like to help me then? like a tutor?
3. I don't understand.... does that mean Garrett is a better dog than other dogs

[kirkwalled]

1. I guess that makes some sense. You did make this introduction particularly interesting, in the end.
2. I like to think so. I credit my charming personality and fantastic hair.
2a. You know, I would love that. I've always thought I'd make a excellent teacher. When should we start?
3. Yes.

[lacuscular]

[ holy shit ]

1&2. thank you!!! I don't know what you look like but a kind person like you is probably very attractive
2a. do you want money????? I can give you money for your services
3. if Juvia finds Garrett could he come to the tutoring sessions?

[kirkwalled]

[ If Hawke was a better person, she'd probably question herself in this conversation. She isn't!! ]

1. Then you won't be surprised when we meet because I am quite lovely!
2a (which is now 2). What would you consider a fair fee?
3. Yes, of course. Garrett is welcome whenever, however, with whomever.

[mayora13]

[Dogs are important.]

Yeah, I can do that.

Anything I should offer other than meat and mayo? [He'll bring those two STAPLES of any diet, but if the dog has any favorite treats he'll find those too.]

[kirkwalled]

I'm not sure the mayo will be as readily accepted but sure, alright.

[ wtf ]

Try and capture his interest in some way? Fetch quest or card game, something like that. He doesn't like being bored.

[lacuscular]

1. Lovely is such a beautiful word!

[ It distinctly reminds her of every heroine she's ever read about in her shitty romance novels-- ]

Do you have a voluptuous figure? Do men faun over you as you walk by??

and.. 2a -> 2 (thank you!). juvia isn't too sure....whatever you ask I think is a good deal! I will pay it
3. oh yes. Yes! This is very exciting! I can't wait to meet you and your dog! We can meet at my house? Or a restaurant that is dog friendly???

[lefthandfree]

I think you mean, “Thank the Maker! I feel so blessed!”

[Or at least that’s how he thinks it usually goes. He’s doesn’t really know much about how one usually says stuff like that aside from what he's heard Hawke toss around from time to time.]

[kirkwalled]

[ See and then there's Hawke who would think it's hilarious to be compared to one of those heroines.

Then bench press something to prove she's not. ]

1. Sure is!
2. Well, let's play it by ear then? First session's free! From there we decide.
3. Every restaurant is dog friendly if you believe enough. :) So, yes. That sounds good to me!

[kirkwalled]

[ Well, he's right but -- ]

Ha. Ha. Sure.

[lefthandfree]

I mean, would you rather have gotten the demon dog that’s trying to destroy the universe?

Think about it.

[kirkwalled]

But what if... I want the universe to be destroyed? Would be fun.

[lefthandfree]

You’d be going with it too, though. So. Unless you prefer a short run of fun before death.

[kirkwalled]

Well, I know but you can't deny it'd be interesting to have a universe destroying dog. That's all I'm saying!

[lefthandfree]

Oh, yeah. Ain’t questioning that. But I think having a god dog is much more appealing, especially since it comes with the not-dying part.


And possibly some other good things you have yet to discover because
though you are Chosen,
you are not yet Worthy, Child.

[kirkwalled]

You're really getting a kick out of this, aren't you?