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[kirkwalled]

Who: Hawke
When: W5D3
Medium: Text, sort of.
Security/Encryption: None!
Warnings: Irreverence

[ One would think with all the rioting going on, Hawke might try and keep things to a serious note. Really buckle down and help the people, that kind of thing. It should be her main concern, right? Right!

... Except wrong because Hawke's more concerned about her missing dog. Today, the meshwork will receive a ... flyer of a sort posted from Hawke. ]


[ And that's it but also added on, as a text message -- ]

Side note: If any rioters trample my dog during your rioting, I will find you and cut you down where you stand. Please be careful out there! Thank you.

- Hawke

[ Yep. ]

Comments

[lacuscular]

[ holy shit ]

1&2. thank you!!! I don't know what you look like but a kind person like you is probably very attractive
2a. do you want money????? I can give you money for your services
3. if Juvia finds Garrett could he come to the tutoring sessions?

[kirkwalled]

[ If Hawke was a better person, she'd probably question herself in this conversation. She isn't!! ]

1. Then you won't be surprised when we meet because I am quite lovely!
2a (which is now 2). What would you consider a fair fee?
3. Yes, of course. Garrett is welcome whenever, however, with whomever.

[lacuscular]

1. Lovely is such a beautiful word!

[ It distinctly reminds her of every heroine she's ever read about in her shitty romance novels-- ]

Do you have a voluptuous figure? Do men faun over you as you walk by??

and.. 2a -> 2 (thank you!). juvia isn't too sure....whatever you ask I think is a good deal! I will pay it
3. oh yes. Yes! This is very exciting! I can't wait to meet you and your dog! We can meet at my house? Or a restaurant that is dog friendly???

[kirkwalled]

[ See and then there's Hawke who would think it's hilarious to be compared to one of those heroines.

Then bench press something to prove she's not. ]

1. Sure is!
2. Well, let's play it by ear then? First session's free! From there we decide.
3. Every restaurant is dog friendly if you believe enough. :) So, yes. That sounds good to me!

[lacuscular]

[ bench press Juvia to make it even better ]

1. Teach me how to get men to fall for me too (^: Juvia is trying to get married before next year
2. oh! YES. I'd love to do something like that, if it isn't too much for you!
3. Perfect! Absolutely perfect! I can't wait!

I'm just so excited... And your name is Hawke?? Right??? That's what it said on your flyer, but I just wanted to make sure!!

[kirkwalled]

[ That's the best idea ever. ]

Now, I think we can get rid of the number order! As I have a bit of a concern. Why in Maker's name would you want to get married that quickly when you aren't dating anyone?

And yes, like the bird but with an E at the end! :D

[lacuscular]

oh...Juvia's always wanted to be a housewife! Have lots of [ kinky sex ] kids

it's one of my biggest dreams to find my prince..the person person to match me in everyway! who will make me better and who is also really really hot (^:

oohh!!! I like that face. :D I feel the same way! :D it's very nice to formally meet you!

[kirkwalled]

[ oh my god......... ]

How old are you, Juvia? Before I find myself encouraging child marriage.

Ah... plenty of hot men, little in the way of gentlemen though. Have you tried women?

:D

[lacuscular]

21! But age is just a number as far as love is concerned!!!!

....Oh... Well, That is true.... [ How does Hawke know she has a history of choosing terrible men??? ] Juvia has never considered a woman before but.. if she's nice then,
I think I wouldn't mind,
too much

But it's so hard trying to tell who is interested in you and who isn't! How do I know? What signals do people give?

[kirkwalled]

No, it's really not!!!

[ LOVE YOURSELF, JUVIA. Hawke despairs a little in response, imagining her own siblings at Juvia's age going after someone her own age. Noooo, no no! ]

Well, typically I just flirt with anyone and if they flirt back, I know there's interest! But I suppose that's a result of my huge ego.

[ What a dilemma! ]