refactor: (what is that? I want several.)
a dorito with a goatee ([personal profile] refactor) wrote in [community profile] overjoyed_net2017-03-22 10:45 am

webmd isn't a real doctor

Who: Handsome Jack + You
When: W8D1
Medium: text
Security/Encryption: light unless specified further in a thread
Warnings: jack is a Lot



hey cupcakes, handsome jack here (again)

super wish I could be posting a way more interesting personal ad for hired work but apparently that was "not Company approved" and "unprofessional". which is STUPID because I totally got work out of it just saying but whatever

not actually talking business today more just a general question. because see I am the absolute epitome of health like top tier standard but that hasn't quite been the case lately. kinda thought it was just aftermath from getting sick (which, whoever got me sick, you know who you are--you're an asshole) but not so sure anymore

anyone else been having migraines, nosebleeds, weird dreams, etc? the whole shebang of "don't search this because all the top results are going to say you're dying" kinds of stuff. not that I'm worried but seriously super weird. migraines I can kind of get but bleeding on another damn shirt is the last straw here. also the dreams I guess but those are just weird because I'm not a vivid dreams kind of guy but eh

so yeah do me a favor and let me know if you've been dealing with weird crap lately

man giving this a read this is like the most boring not-quite-email I've ever sent like holy crap what am I someone that wears a TIE

so ending question to spice it up or just keep me entertained while I watch two guys definitely considering whether they're going to stab each other (when did this become less entertaining? SAD) we've got some great new meshwork capabilities in case you haven't noticed so question of the day: top five emojis. bonus points for why. I'm seriously that bored like hey dumbass, just stab psycho mcgee already. cripes

anyways my picks: 💩🍆💸🔫🦄
shikomizue: (pic#10797504)

[personal profile] shikomizue 2017-03-24 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope it only lasts for a week.

I'd love to see the sort of party you'd throw.

Oh, thank you for your courtesy.
[or whatever the hell that was - Takasugi's still amused enough so?] Since you've been so polite, I'll answer your boring question. I don't have migraines or unprompted bleeding, but my dreams have been more vivid. [which isn't saying much, really, he's usually a vivid dreamer]

And less personal. [THIS is the concerning factor, because frankly]
Edited 2017-03-24 16:35 (UTC)
whydogs: (4)

[personal profile] whydogs 2017-03-24 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure they thought it was a good idea at the time.
lefthandfree: (blind leading the blind)

[personal profile] lefthandfree 2017-03-24 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Undermine authority anonymously? [See, this is a joke. Because. They’re both doing shit for Hyperion. Ha.]

They only look at your shirt more than your pants because you don’t have blood on them yet. Get blood on your pants, and trust me, people will be looking.
Hell, it’s probably worse if they see it while trying to admire your ass. Though I guess you should just get blood-proof pants at the same time.

If you’re going to use it like that, probably throw in the dog emoji somewhere too.
ofobedience: please do not take (pic#7763982)

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-03-25 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Surely you're in a position to get one. And once again, I can't say I envy you. Paperwork sounds terribly dull.

Whatever you say, Mr. Marten. But nevertheless, get it checked out quickly, will you? See what a doctor has to say about it.


[And then somehow he'll get the answers from you, rather than having to mention his own issues to anyone else.]
graftage: (the pastures of heaven)

[personal profile] graftage 2017-03-26 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
maybe it's just a fluke, but more than one person going through these things already rules out coincidence in my opinion. what kind of dreams have you been having?

i think the poop emoji's kind of overrated. but the knife emoji's great! you can use it for pretty much every conversation. 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 like so
lefthandfree: (before it's gone)

[personal profile] lefthandfree 2017-03-27 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
People are fans of being alive? Color me surprised.

If you made it properly hydrophobic, that means your sweat isn’t gonna have anywhere to go either though. So. It’d be like wearing a trash bag on your body. But looking classier.

Use the cat emoji then.
ofobedience: please do not take (pic#7763960)

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-03-27 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever could be the reason, I wonder.

And come on, now. I'm probably incapable of anything beside unadulterated honesty. I know you like making robot comparisons.
shikomizue: (pic#9306703)

[personal profile] shikomizue 2017-03-28 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Shame.

Typically, we are the center of our own subconsciousness, so we would expect our dreams to either encompass or exclude our 'selves'. We dream of memories, fantasies, that entice us - or visions with little cohesion and less sense which still leave our hearts racing.

Encountering something so distinctly 'other' that it leaves us feeling not our own - that's 'less personal'.


[Way to barely answer the question, Takasugi.]
ofobedience: please do not take (pic#11048279)

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-03-28 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ugh. Jack. Why this :{]

Don't get ahead of yourself, now.
kirkwalled: (pic#9125911)

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2017-03-29 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
See, only a dying man would say that. Oh no, Jack's dying. :( What am I going to do without your ugly mug around?

[ She's definitely spreading that rumor. ]

And dead men never do anything, naturally.

[ HAWKE!!! ]

I'll admit the answer was slightly trite but to be fair, I wasn't putting much thought into it. I still don't really get emojis.
kirkwalled: (pic#8979273)

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2017-03-29 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Aren't we all dying when you really get down to it?
lefthandfree: (blind clarity)

[personal profile] lefthandfree 2017-03-29 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Never used one before, so I dunno really. But there are a LOT of pointless inventions, pal. Like bendy straws. Anyway, I don’t mind getting blood on my shirts. Most of them are black or some flavor of red anyway.

Yeah, she’s definitely a dog person. But I imagine that spamming any animal that isn’t a dog would probably drive the point in. Or something like 👶

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