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[kirkwalled]

Who: Hawke
When: W5D3
Medium: Text, sort of.
Security/Encryption: None!
Warnings: Irreverence

[ One would think with all the rioting going on, Hawke might try and keep things to a serious note. Really buckle down and help the people, that kind of thing. It should be her main concern, right? Right!

... Except wrong because Hawke's more concerned about her missing dog. Today, the meshwork will receive a ... flyer of a sort posted from Hawke. ]


[ And that's it but also added on, as a text message -- ]

Side note: If any rioters trample my dog during your rioting, I will find you and cut you down where you stand. Please be careful out there! Thank you.

- Hawke

[ Yep. ]

Comments

[unpromising]

haha it looks stupid
so why do you want it back if it's dumb

[kirkwalled]

Because he's a good dog, Qrent.

[unpromising]

good or not
he's stupid... what's the point of living
stupid dogs should be banned
what's qrent

[kirkwalled]

Are you high?

That's your name isn't it, Qront?

[unpromising]

drunk
kind of
also it's qrow
you know
like the bird

[kirkwalled]

I don't know it, actually. Do enlighten me.

[ 100% taking the piss now so there is that. ]

[unpromising]

it's a bird

[kirkwalled]

You can't be more descriptive than that?

[ You're killing her, smalls. ]

[unpromising]

black
has red eyes
sign of bad luck

[kirkwalled]

That tells me nothing.

You're not very good at this witty banter thing, are you?

[unpromising]

call me

[kirkwalled]

Goodness, no. You're boring me to tears and I'd rather stab my eye out.

[unpromising]

well maybe if you actually put some emotion into your text i'd be able to figure out that you're trying to be witty

[kirkwalled]

You've never heard of dry humor, Qrack?

[unpromising]

that stuff doesn't work like this
you ever heard of emojis?
at least put a little more spirit into it

[kirkwalled]

I say that it does, unless you're too old to tell? Unfortunate, truly.

[unpromising]

[ oh my god rude ]

why
how old are you

[kirkwalled]

35

[unpromising]

you're not as young as you think you are!

[kirkwalled]

And yet, the nuances of speech to text humor aren't lost on me. Woe.

[unpromising]

i'm not winning this one, aren't i

[kirkwalled]

Fortune does not seem to be in your favor, no.

[unpromising]

whatever
you win this time
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