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[kirkwalled]

Who: Hawke
When: W5D3
Medium: Text, sort of.
Security/Encryption: None!
Warnings: Irreverence

[ One would think with all the rioting going on, Hawke might try and keep things to a serious note. Really buckle down and help the people, that kind of thing. It should be her main concern, right? Right!

... Except wrong because Hawke's more concerned about her missing dog. Today, the meshwork will receive a ... flyer of a sort posted from Hawke. ]


[ And that's it but also added on, as a text message -- ]

Side note: If any rioters trample my dog during your rioting, I will find you and cut you down where you stand. Please be careful out there! Thank you.

- Hawke

[ Yep. ]

Comments

[kirkwalled]

Do I not seem like a dog person? I kind of assumed I did. Maybe I need more dirt.

You see, I can't entirely discount that? He has a tendency to... roam. The card game thing isn't a farce.

[unpromising]

black
has red eyes
sign of bad luck

[kirkwalled]

That tells me nothing.

You're not very good at this witty banter thing, are you?

[unpromising]

call me

[kirkwalled]

Goodness, no. You're boring me to tears and I'd rather stab my eye out.

[unpromising]

well maybe if you actually put some emotion into your text i'd be able to figure out that you're trying to be witty

[kirkwalled]

You've never heard of dry humor, Qrack?

[unpromising]

that stuff doesn't work like this
you ever heard of emojis?
at least put a little more spirit into it

[lefthandfree]

Well, yeah you definitely seem like one. Just didn’t know if you had one when you were a kid or had one now. I guess that means both.

Huh. Is he good? Maybe he’s snuck into a gambling ring out in the Badlands. I'll check with some of my contacts, see if they've seen him around.

[kirkwalled]

I say that it does, unless you're too old to tell? Unfortunate, truly.

[unpromising]

[ oh my god rude ]

why
how old are you

[kirkwalled]

No, you should generally assume I have a dog at any given time. It's for the better.

Oh, he's excellent! Very good poker face. I don't know how he ever convinces them to let him play a hand but inevitably, he is there and sweeps the competition. I warn him about it and yet, he never listens!

Do you want to play cards with me and my dog, James?

[lefthandfree]

Wow, he sounds like a regular card shark. Definitely need to check some of the other circles I’m in then.

And hell yeah I do. Sounds like it’d be a good time. I can pop by yours sometime with some beer whenever he gets back. Though I guess he doesn’t drink beer. What’s his favorite food?

[kirkwalled]

35

[unpromising]

you're not as young as you think you are!

[kirkwalled]

Oh, that actually sounds really nice. You're more than welcome to come.

And he likes meat but -- how's this! Pick up three nice steaks for us and I'll grill them up. Dinner and cards and excellent beer, how does that sound? After... the riots, I suppose.

[kirkwalled]

And yet, the nuances of speech to text humor aren't lost on me. Woe.

[lefthandfree]

Sounds swell. It’s a deal. And...yeah, whenever Garrett gets back too. Wouldn’t wanna leave him out of the fun.

Were you the one who taught him how to play? Or did he figure it out himself?

[kirkwalled]

I had a friend who took him for the day once and he came home and knew how to play. I didn't question it much. Things like that tend to happen around my dog.

whoops forgot to do font stuff in the last reply???? sry

[lefthandfree]

Things like your dog learning how to play cards? That’s...

Is your dog some kind of deity or something?

np!!!

[kirkwalled]

[ what ]

No..............

No???

Can that happen????

[lefthandfree]

I dunno, but I know that’s not something that normally happens to dogs.

So it could, I guess.

I mean, how would we know?

Is there a way to actually KNOW that shit?

[kirkwalled]

Maker's shit, that is not how I expected my dog to go.

UGH a god dog sounds like so much WORK. Don't curse me like this, James Barnes!!!

[lefthandfree]

Is it though? I mean, he seems to be doing all the work on his own, what with all his “adventures”.

And I’m hardly cursing you by calling it like I see it. Besides, I didn’t give him to you, and I’m sure you wanted him anyway.

[kirkwalled]

Well, I suppose that's fair. But I'd still like to blame someone and blaming the man who opened the possibility up to me seems like a fair option?