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[servitor]

Who: Nyx, everyone on the network
When: W6D1
Medium: Text
Security/Encryption: None
Warnings: None?

Looking for some people to work at a bar ASAP. If you've seen Bahamut's Fury, well, you can probably figure out it's not in the best shape. It'll take some work, but if you're willing to put in the time and effort, we can arrange something.

Looking for:

Bartenders
Bouncers
Maintenance
Cleaning

Some of these might need to double for a while. Please know how to count and exchange credits.

Shoot me a text if you'd rather speak privately.

Comments

[unpromising]

are you the new owner

[servitor]

Since several weeks ago yeah

[unpromising]

the old guy didn't like my suggestions but maybe you'll listen
waitresses
in mini skirts and tube tops
they'll be an instant hit

[servitor]

You.

You're that guy.

That's not happening.

[unpromising]

what kind of customer service is this
i'm the old man's number one customer for a few years
and now i'm back
i deserve some loyalty rewards!

[servitor]

And I appreciate your loyalty but I'm not hiring waitresses just to put them in miniskirts for you

[unpromising]

this is a fake bar!
if anybody is reading this
don't ever go to this place!

[unpromising]

just kidding
i'd still go anyway
once you clean the place up
do you need money for that or something

[servitor]

Ah no... just some warm bodies willing to help me move things around. I think I got enough credits from the old man's accounts to cover repairs.

[unpromising]

that's not me
anyway let me know
because the other places here are really dull

[servitor]

it's because I'm not there

[unpromising]

then why won't you hire the waitresses

[servitor]

1. I'll hire waitresses for their bartending and now how they look in a skirt

2. they'd detract the attention from me

[unpromising]

are you going to wear a skirt?

[servitor]

I don't have the legs for that

Probably a tight shirt? We'll figure it out.

[Nyx stop.]

[unpromising]

put a skirt on

[servitor]

Again

I don't have the legs for one

[unpromising]

does it matter
you see large people in tight miniskirts all the time
disturbing
but at least they've got confidence

[servitor]

I guess you have a point

but if you think I'm putting on a skirt for you it's not happening

[unpromising]

it's for everyone!

[servitor]

so there's a demand for me wearing a skirt is what you're telling me?

[unpromising]

now we're seeing eye to eye

[servitor]

missed that memo

good to know

[unpromising]

make it a reopening present to all your loyal patrons

[servitor]

this is starting to sound like a personal request

I'm glad you think I'd look good in a skirt