[ Though Jack can’t see it, Lavi has his hands raised, palms open and wide, the universally recognized symbol for “don’t shoot me” on the off chance that Kanda comes back to hear the conversation. ]

He tolerates me and will definitely kill me.

[ He’s not laughing, he’s dead serious, pun intended. ]

Let’s just call the whole thing off, save it for an extra special occasion! Y’know, when I’m not in the Quad anymore. Like that sorta special.