Is this really a worthwhile use of Company resources?
I've attached the following observations to your employee file.
1. Improper use of the Company network. Are you aware that every one of your idiotic statements becomes data that's stored indefinitely on Company servers? The records of entire civilizations have been lost to the inexorable march of time, but *this* lasts forever? 2. Wasting Company time. If you have time to burn, you have time to learn the Employee Handbook. Read it and reflect on your sins. 3. Inappropriate language. Please limit your shitposting to non-business hours. 4. Soliciting unapproved information brokers. They only know what criminals are up to because they're criminals themselves. 5. The unusually high rate of turnover in your department due to death, dismemberment and disappearance. Employees may be a replaceable resource, but that doesn't mean that they're cheap. 6. The phrase "super hot babes" has been flagged as potential sexually harassing language according to the guidelines laid out in the Employee Handbook. You know what else isn't cheap? Lawsuits. 7. The Finance Department has not approved these payments of "$$$$$" that you promise. 8. Incorrect capitalization and punctuation. You actually had to override automatic spell check for this. Are you proud of yourself? 9. Blinking text? Seriously?
DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
I've attached the following observations to your employee file.
1. Improper use of the Company network. Are you aware that every one of your idiotic statements becomes data that's stored indefinitely on Company servers? The records of entire civilizations have been lost to the inexorable march of time, but *this* lasts forever?
2. Wasting Company time. If you have time to burn, you have time to learn the Employee Handbook. Read it and reflect on your sins.
3. Inappropriate language. Please limit your shitposting to non-business hours.
4. Soliciting unapproved information brokers. They only know what criminals are up to because they're criminals themselves.
5. The unusually high rate of turnover in your department due to death, dismemberment and disappearance. Employees may be a replaceable resource, but that doesn't mean that they're cheap.
6. The phrase "super hot babes" has been flagged as potential sexually harassing language according to the guidelines laid out in the Employee Handbook. You know what else isn't cheap? Lawsuits.
7. The Finance Department has not approved these payments of "$$$$$" that you promise.
8. Incorrect capitalization and punctuation. You actually had to override automatic spell check for this. Are you proud of yourself?
9. Blinking text? Seriously?