[ He's heard something about that rule before, but it's not one he's particularly had to worry about. (It's easy to bypass that when you're a duty-bound virgin, alas.)

Still, he has to keep up the act, so he echoes Jack's laugh, rubbing anxiously at the back of his neck. ]

The crazy ones are so much more fun, though.

[ He assumes. That said, Lavi has a sense of self-preservation so he's going to quickly retract this birthday planning before Yu actually kills him. ]

Uhh--that's a good idea! But.. also I don't want to die, so maybe let's just stick with the gift?