Gotta be! You do the kinda work I do, you better be a turbo optimist or you'll get really depressed by seeing the very bottom of humanity every day. Et cetera. Soooo— [ He draws out that word with a laugh in his voice ] Nah. I mean any hot chicks that come through processing, you'd be violating the dude rule of "don't stick your dick in crazy" like, nine times outta ten.

[ And even the one out of ten that isn't crazy (in Jack's book), no thanks. Though Jack deliberately doesn't even mention the transfer or why he took it. That's a secret that he's somewhat guarded over. ]

Oh— Ohhhhhoh, man, that is a great idea! I mean- No, holy crap, throw him a birthday party. I bet— Ha! I bet he's some kinda loser that hates parties!